modestdemidov:
*sprawls out seductively on your bed* *reaches into my pants* *pulls out my cellphone* what’s ur wifi password
slydig:
yourgrandmotherspenis: slydig: why be rude when you can be nude porque no los dos? i dont speak chinese
yourgrandmotherspenis:
slydig: why be rude when you can be nude porque no los dos?
why be rude when you can be nude
porque no los dos?
i dont speak chinese